technical difficulties

This title pertains to quite a few topics. First, this damn blog is annoying me. I'm trying to add some features to it, but I can't figure out how to. Rather, I've figured it out, but they're not showing up. I'm not trying to make it look professional, just slightly better than a fifteen year old's blog about her love for Justin Bieber.

Secondly, the hot water heater in my apartment is kaput. As in: it has flooded some of my carpet and has leaked into the carport (where I park my car), directly under me. In order to stop the leaking before they replace it, my hot water has been turned off. Meaning, I can't do dishes. Meaning I couldn't make the soup I was planning to tonight. I mean I could, but since the sink needs to be pulled out tomorrow in order to replace the hot water heater, I don't want to leave any dishes behind. So it's 7:40 pm and I still haven't had dinner because I'm not sure what to eat.

Lastly, I'm three days into my "cleanse" and I'm having funky...you know. I'm usually quite normal, and thought that this fiber-rich diet I'm on wouldn't change anything. False. I will spare you the details except for the fact that it's just one more thing that is annoying me.

So far, so good on eating healthy. Even though I wasn't very hungry on Monday, I was ravenous yesterday. I snacked and snacked because I couldn't fill up. Luckily, I kept it to healthy snacks. Today my stomach hurt a bit after I snacked on almonds and a banana. Random. I'm pretty sure I'm not banana or almond intolerant, if that exists.

Which leads me to another source of frustration: will I ever feel better? I've been eating really well for three days, and much much better for the past couple of weeks. It doesn't seem there is any rhyme or reason to what makes me feel icky these days. If you haven't noticed, I'm not very patient. Three days into a cleanse and I expect physical miracles and the absence of any physical discomfort. I'm just antsy to see if there are any changes in my body after these two weeks.

Three down, dfjakdjlda to go. (I'm not good at math and don't feel like trying to subtract right now).